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THE “YOU ACTUALLY KNOW ME” GIFT EDIT
THEIR THING,
THEIR THING,
WRAPPED.
Matcha after Pilates. Shark anatomy at breakfast. Public lands on the brain. Start with the thing they never stop talking about.
THE RIGHT GIFT IS A SMALL PIECE OF EVIDENCE THAT YOU PAY ATTENTION.
GIFT THEIR WHOLE PERSONALITY
THE OBSESSION
THE OBSESSION
DOESN’T STOP
AT A TEE.
Put their favorite rabbit hole on what they carry or where they keep their notes. The gift gets better when it follows them around.
THE WHOLE SHELF
RECENTLY
DROPPED.
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We make original things for specific people. Tees lead. Totes carry the evidence. Notebooks document the spiral.01ORIGINAL ART02MADE TO ORDER03NO GENERIC FILLER
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